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I heard the Lebron James was going to grace the cover of Vogue but man I never thought they would do that? To have him growling l on the cover was just not on and it created a storm. They must have know but all publicity is good publicity.

But how come making the cover is such a big deal? You never hear a man say, Johny Depp is on the cover of Gentleman’s Quaterly, I must go grab that issue. If you heard that from a man you might start wondering?

But fashion magazine have cleverly marketed the front cover to have a life on its own. You might be in fashion but unless you have been in the cover of Elle, you have not yet arrived.

But this is ridiculous, to be still talking that this is the first Black person in the front page of “name of magazine”is ridiculous. Maybe black people are not thin enough to be put on the cover , they  need bones alone, like Kate Moss.

I know that there is a lot which is made by celebrity blogs on who is appearing in what magazine cover and it shifts a lot of copies. Vogue has used the Lebron James controversy to announce that their European issue will feature Black models. Hooray!! why not American Vogue you may ask?

There is will not be an end of the public political relations of the fashion catty industry, just because fashion people are peculiar people.

 Imagine fashion as a personality, she would be a very old woman, who is interested in young girls influencing who are at least 5′10 inches tall, she herself is not married because she is interested in girly men friends,  she smokes 60 cigarettes a day because it boost her image, her fridge has just of champagne because everytime she eats she has to go and throw it all up, she bares grudges with those who do not give her front seats in their shows, she has had more plastic surgery than Micheal Jackson, her best friend is Paris Hilton and Ivana Trump, she hates reading anything other than magazines, she hates children because what is the fun in them?, her favourite book is Rock Star by Jackie Collins, she managed to read the first ten pages.  She only looks twice at men who are billionaires like Adnan Khassoghi who was a billionaire when it meant something, she thinks it is too easy to be a billionaire these days.

Listening to all this you would think, this is a prospect for a mental breakdown and you would be right, the industry has no soul and more importantlly brains. Keep your your cover pages because a heroine addict has more going than you because you are really sadomasochists.  Keep the away from your my kids, the world does not need anymore weirdos.

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http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/the-superficial/

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